What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:14

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

US energy groups spend record sums on power plants to feed data centres - Financial Times

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

— fri(end)s forever!

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

$348 million Mega Millions jackpot won in drawing held on 06/27/25 - MLive.com

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How do we know that Taylor Swift was originally a brunette?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can you explain the validity of relativity theory? It seems to me to be untrue, as time is universal, and the time is now everywhere.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??